i wear both halves of the bff bracelet because im my own best friend

isn’t it because you don’t have friends?

*holding back tears* no its because im my own best friend

(Fuente: rhinse, vía otra-rubia-tarada)


livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on

(vía orgasm)



 #okay so this is pretty much 100% professor longbottom right here #because you know neville would kind of end up being the cool professor without knowing it #he would be the ~war hero legend that wears hipster sweaters before they became popular and has a scottish accent #and would totally have sunglasses 1000% and would wear them when the were out on the grounds cataloging plant life around the lake #and would only wear his robes part of the time b/c it’s hard to tend to plants in full robes duh #and would have all these weird pieces of jewlery that he wears because he got them in some foreign country while researching cacti or something #professor longbottom: unintentional hogwarts heartthrob

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